Man, that's quite a legendary story. So I'll have a crack at it:
1. Renault 12tl bought for $AUD 500 when I was University student
2. Used it for about 4 years, many trips from Canberra to Sydney to see GF
3. Was a Pizza Hut delivery driver for 3 years and so ripped out passenger seat so I could fit more Pizzas. Huge capacity, so increased my hourly rate

4. Replaced the front brakes annually, two clutch plates. Drove around a few times with the parking break on, so that wore out too
5. Feel asleep one night after late Pizza deliveries and jumped the gutter (~80km), blew both front tyres and knocked it around a bit.
6. Drove it home 20kms on rims (& lots of smoke) and left in backyard for 2 years. Neglected.
7. Sold it to the wreckers for $500 in same state. After newly married and wife gave it the marching order.
8. Saw it driven around by Uni. students a few weeks later.
Circle of life
