There we go. Now I have no more secrets for you (well, maybe just a couple...)!
I won't update Zimbra to something > than 5.0.4 until I see some consistent new features or interesting bugfixes.
Anyways, I checked /opt/zimbra/zmstat/zmstat.out, and I actually found out this:
Code:
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
Warning: Not possible to monitor process stats
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
Warning: Not possible to monitor process stats
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
Warning: Not possible to monitor process stats
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
No iostat installed on this host at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 27.
Warning: Not possible to monitor process stats
ERROR 2002 (HY000): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/opt/zimbra/db/mysql.sock' (2)
Error while running '/opt/zimbra/bin/mysql --user=zimbra --password=REMOVED --database=zimbra --batch --skip-column-names'. at /opt/zimbra/zimbramon/lib/Zimbra/DB/D
B.pm line 73, <OUTPUT> line 579238.
Can't locate Zimbra/Mon/Zmstat.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/
lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7 /usr/l
ib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7/x86_
64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8 /usr
/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/p
erl5/5.8.8 .) at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-proc line 20.
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-proc line 20.
Can't locate Zimbra/Mon/Zmstat.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/
lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7 /usr/l
ib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7/x86_
64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8 /usr
/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/p
erl5/5.8.8 .) at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-vm line 42.
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-vm line 42.
Can't locate Zimbra/Mon/Zmstat.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/
lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7 /usr/l
ib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7/x86_
64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8 /usr
/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/p
erl5/5.8.8 .) at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 19.
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-io line 19.
Can't locate Zimbra/Mon/Zmstat.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/
lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.8 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.7 /usr/l
ib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7/x86_
64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib64/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.8 /usr
/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.7 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.6 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.8.5 /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl /usr/lib64/perl5/5.8.8/x86_64-linux-thread-multi /usr/lib/p
erl5/5.8.8 .) at /opt/zimbra/libexec/zmstat-cpu line 38.
[...]
and so on, for a little while...
I just installed sysstat to get the missing iostat component, will see tomorrow morning whether ZCS liked it or not, and if the rest of the troubles will get corrected on cascade.
Meanwhile, thanks for your support mmorse.